Own The Road And Sea With This $275,000 Amphibious LS-Powered Convertible

Own The Road And Sea With This $275,000 Amphibious LS-Powered Convertible

This may be a bit of a hot take to post here on Jalopnik Dot Com, but I personally think vehicles should be fun. Sure, you could get a Corolla, or you could spice it up a bit with a Civic Si. You could buy a Boston Whaler, or spend that same money on a used wakeboard boat. But what about you lovers of Amphicars or Schwimmwagens? Is there no performance alternative for you?

Never fear: we’ve got you covered. How does a 450 horsepower, LS-engined, manual transmission, two-door drop top sound? One that, unlike a Camaro, doesn’t sacrifice your love of driving a car straight into a lake without calling your insurance agency. Even better, we’ve found you one for a steal — marked down from $US275,000 ($387,695) to a current bid of $US5,890 ($8,304).

Look at its little face, with the headlight eyes and the enormous panel gap mouth. I wanna hug it. (Photo: Awesome Joe Auctions)

I present: The 2008 CAMI Hydra Spyder. It’s tested up to 125 mph on the streets, and 46 knots (about 85 km/h) on water, so its performance credentials are legit. Its five-speed manual transmission send power to the front wheels, but CAMI used the originally-longitudinally-placed LS2 rather than the designed-for-transverse-layouts LS4. Is this a Saab-style longitudinal FWD layout? CAMI’s website doesn’t say, so it seems I have no choice but to buy this and find out for myself. I’ll have to start a GoFundMe.

CAMI’s brochure brags that the Hydra Spyder “looks like a car,” which is both generous and understated — it doesn’t look like a car, it looks like many. Also, it still looks unmistakably like a boat. The Hydra Spyder’s overall shape echoes the New Edge Mustang, but with headlights from an alternate universe where Oldsmobile made the Viper. The tail end is somewhere between a Meyers Manx and a Barbie Jeep, but with all the width and flares and weird bumpers of a car meant to sail the seven seas.

Photo: Awesome Joe Auctions

Awesome Joe Auctions claims this Hydra Spyder is one of only six cars built, though CAMI never seems to give an indication of how many amphibious two-doors they’ve unleashed on the world. The company’s 2019 catalogue shows photos of at least five distinct cars, none of which match this particular example.

Interestingly, this colour combination and weird horizontal rear bar appears to most closely resemble a Shock Top Lemon Shandy promotional vehicle featured in a 2013 local news segment. If the Awesome Joe numbers are accurate, this has to be the same vehicle — and if they aren’t, there’s still a good chance.

The ignition is on the left of the steering wheel, so it’s basically a Porsche (Photo: Awesome Joe Auctions)

When the Hydra Spyder was new, it cost a whopping $US275,000 (A$385,748), but this one has only been bid up to $US5,890 ($8,304) with one day left on the auction. It’s even located just outside St. Louis — maybe you could take it down the Mississippi on the route home.