The internet can be a pretty scary place at the best of times. From conspiracy theories to videos you wish you could unsee, there’s no shortage of questionable content out there. Don’t believe us? Take a look at Amazon – the home of cursed products.
From haunted dolls to flip flops shaped like fish, Amazon really does have it all. Some of them are useful, while others make you wonder who ever thought they were a good idea – we’ll let you be the judge.
If you’re looking for a spook, here are 18 of the most cursed things we could find. You’ve been warned.
This frightful doll is arguably the most haunted thing a person could buy, especially given he comes with glow-in-the-dark eyes. You’ll also receive a free e-book on how to be a ventriloquist if it’s a lifelong passion of yours.
You’d be forgiven for having no clue what this is on first glance but it’s actually a nifty device for separating your egg whites from the yolk. Hopefully you can stomach the thought of eating it once Mr Sneezy is finished.
Described as a ‘crazy little monkey face’ that loves to ‘eat coins’, this is one unique piggy bank. It also has a ‘skin-like texture’ – terrifying.
Have you ever grabbed a tissue from a cat’s butt? We’d like to think your answer is no. If you’re bored of reaching for your plain old tissue box, why not give this one a whirl? It also doubles as great home decor.
You might think you don’t need a pillow with Nicholas Cage’s face on it, but you’d be wrong. This extreme close-up of the actors face is best placed in your bedroom, for obvious reasons.
If you’ve ever wanted to shred your meat like Wolverine, this is your chance. You’ll never separate your pulled pork with forks again, that’s for boring people.
Rubber chickens aren’t reserved for dog toys anymore, they’ve made their way into high fashion. This bag will likely ruffle a few feathers but it’s worth it in the name of style, right?
You might have everything in this world but it’s unlikely you own a yodelling pickle. It serves quite literally no purpose and is as useless as the name implies. Why, Amazon?
One can only hope that this book has been poorly translated into English, otherwise its contents are extremely disturbing. Please be warned that the advice contained within should not be substituted for that of a medical professional.
The name really says it all for this one, no description necessary. Maybe it’d make a great gift for your nieces first birthday?
Summer is coming so if you’re looking to be the best-dressed at the beach, look no further than these fish flops. They’re stylish, comfy, and flipping good fun.
Hang these fluorescent balls at the rear of your bike seat so traffic can see you riding at night. Trust us, you won’t go unnoticed.
Ever had a bad day and wish you could climb inside a burrito and take a nap? Now, you can. This burrito blanket is perfect for anyone who thinks regular blankets are for schmucks.
It’s unclear who decided that dogs should wear wigs, but it looks like somebody did. Your pet will simply love you for this, after all, it’s not fair as humans get to have all the fun.
You’d honestly only find something like this on Amazon. Watch Donald’s green afro grow each day and bask in the glory of his new do.
Have you ever wished you had chicken legs? Well, it’s time to rejoice because that dream is about to come true. These socks are just crying out to be worn in public.
Nothing against Danny Devito but this life-sized cut-out of the man is undeniably cursed.
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