Aside from pockets of overt racism, one of the more weirdly unpleasant corners of Twitter comes from its “promoted” content. What ostensibly started as a tool for big-name brands to drive the “reach” and “impact” of whatever message they might be promoting, it’s since devolved into another kind of marketing tool that’s just kind of…. weird. Not weird in the tracking-you-everywhere-you-go kind of way, but weird, in the just plain weird way.
Not unlike the bonkers hallucinations reported by patients on death’s door, the spammy, click-baity, and sometimes downright disturbing promoted tweets cropping up onto people’s feeds are symptomatic of Twitter’s own ad platform rotting from the inside out.
Here’s a recent example: This week, freelance journalist Tyler Coates apparently had a grisly promo for an organ-buying service crop up onto his feed.
promoted tweet pic.twitter.com/NfxrpVBCpY
— Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) February 12, 2020
The fact that this cropped up in front of Coates’s face, to begin with, is indicative of how badly these ads are targeted. “Despite my cold, dead heart, I am not in the market for new organs,” Coates told Gizmodo.
Understanding how broken Twitter’s system is requires a bit of context. Since being pressured to juice its promoted content roughly half a decade ago, Twitter’s been, shall we say, “experimenting” with new ways to push that content in front of its user base and milk those eyeballs for profit.
The result? Weird promoted tweets—about organs or otherwise—flooding people’s feeds.
Almost feel bad for how much $$$ Nicorette is wasting showing me, a never-smoker, this ad dozens of times a day pic.twitter.com/gkWdTNrN6Y
— Meg Graham (@megancgraham) February 14, 2020
Though the account running these ads has since been suspended (ostensibly for breaking the twitter rules around peddling “illegal goods and services”), it looks like the same person created another account under a similar name (which was also suspended). And they will likely just keep going.
“In general we have both humans and machines that review our content for policy compliance,” they added. “And, of course, we’re constantly investing in both our automated and human review processes and systems.”
Somehow, in spite of this careful content review, Twitter’s policing system for its own paid content remains hopelessly broken—but it’s still making money off this broke-arse system. The platform hit a record $US1.47 ($2) billion in profits in 2019, despite signs of tanking ad revenues as advertisers flooded other platforms, like Google and Facebook, which allow them to, well, actually target the people who might buy the product they’re selling.
That $US1.47 ($2) billion has to come from somewhere; and while there’s still plenty of sweet branded cash pouring into the platform, Twitter’s ads are looking like a good bet for small-rate scammers.
The sheer fact that there’s an account on Twitter itself dedicated to the weird promo phenomenon is almost like a testament to the money Twitter is ultimately making off of fake news, bitcoin scams, and, apparently, “organ donors.”