'How To Cook And Eat Placenta' And Other Weird Stuff We've Googled

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Whether it's calculating basic maths or opening an incognito window to find out what pegging is - we've all been there when it comes to Googling embarrassing stuff.

In the spirit of solidarity I asked the office for contributions regarding the weirdest shit they've searched for. It's okay, you're not alone.

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I once downloaded Tor so I could search 'how to roll a joint'. I'm not sure if I used a secure browser out of paranoia or because I was worried that someone at Google would think I'm a loser - Definitely Not Tegan


It's embarrassing how many times I have to Google how to find basic information in Analytics. It just slips right out of my brain every time - Tom, Gizmodo UK Editor


'How to put my bones in a teddy bear' - Leah


I got sprung by my wife searching 'why do i laugh when other people cry?' - Rhys


In the past week I've made two separate searches relating to 'the best dinosaur puns/best dinosaur jokes' - Josh


'Why am I single?' - Anon


'Is it safe to moisturise your eyelids?' and 'how often should you wash your bra?' - Sarah


'I've been chatting to babes all day quote' - Chantelle


I got so drunk for the 2018 US election the next morning I searched 'who is the president?' - Victoria


It's not printable - Jack


'How to soothe a bruised cervix' - Steph


'How to cook and eat placenta' - Chris

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I also decided that it would be a good idea to ask some tech journalist mates


I can’t think of anything silly I’ve googled because I have very good reasons for everything I do - Amanda Yeo, Freelance Journalist


Recently, finding out how much an inflatable tube man costs - Alex Kidman, Freelance Journalist


I had to google what a belfie was, because I'm officially old now - Alex Choros, WhistleOut


I regularly Google 'please don't arrest me, I'm a journalist' due to the highly illegal stuff I search for lol - Rae Johnston, Junkee


'How to stop frequent flatulence.' You know, for a friend - Ewan Roxburgh, Press Start Australia


'Define Pay Pig'. It was the second week of a new job and a manager was behind me' - Darren Pauli


I once did an extensive Google session about my new PC build randomly powering off before I realised I didn’t plug one of the power cables in properly - Angharad Yeo, Good Game Spawn Point


'Justin Bieber height' - Sam Murden, MSN Australia

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