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I Do The Dishes Without Being Asked.

I Encourage You As You Continue Searching For The Right Video To Cum To.

I Give You My Jacket Because You Are Cold.

These are all real videos from a PornHub creator and I guess we have a new kink now?

Our new favourite bloke on the internet is Ryan Creamer, who is also a writer for College Humour. I really hope that's his real surname, because it's perfect.

Speaking to Buzzfeed News, Creamer revealed that he started his channel while browsing PornHub one night. No judgement here, friend.

He discovered that anyone can apply for content creation verification - all you have to do is send a photo of your face along with a piece of paper with your name on it.

His first video was I Tuck You in After You Have Cum, which set the general tone for the channel. It shoots Creamer from a POC angle as he acts out tucking the viewer in.

Subsequent videos, such as I Hug You And Say I Had A Really Good Time Tonight and Then I Go and POV Forehead Kiss Compilation, follow a similar vein - Creamer being polite while wearing a tie, fitted jumper and an impossibly charming smile.

Most of the videos run from 10 - 20 seconds and of them have a 98 - 99 per cent approval rating. The most popular is I Encourage You As You Continue Searching For The Right Video To Cum To which has been viewed over 215K times.

While he originally started the channel with his comedy career in mind, Creamer has apparently received so much positive and kind feedback from the porn community that he's keen to make more videos. Frankly, I'm here for it.

My personal favourite has to be this one. Do with it what you will.

As it turns out, Creamer is also bloody lovely on social media.

Bless.

You can check out his PornHub channel right here.

[Buzzfeed News]

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