Xmas is coming and we have some gift ideas for those of you who are definitely on Santa's naughty list.
Lovehoney is currently having a 50% off sex toy sale, and there's plenty of fun things to choose from - including some extra special items that have been themed for the holidays.
Plus, there's still time to order and get your goodies before Christmas.
I mean with a pun like that, how could you possibly resist?
Get a glow to rival Rudolph's nose with the Merry Kissmas bullet vibrator. With its tapered tip and 10 tingling functions, this sleek, petite toy is small enough to slip in your pocket but strong enough to catapult you to the North Pole and back.
I would be interested to see what is actually in these. Pretty much anything has to be a step up from the unidentifiable plastic "toys" and dad jokes that are prerequisites for regular Christmas crackers.
Looks like Santa won't be the only one pulling an all-nighter this year. We've ditched the paper crowns and bad jokes, and filled our couple's bon bons with cheeky treats, so you can get your festive frolics off to a frisky start. VERY glad tidings await.
Because there are plenty of sex toy options for men, too.
Shared climaxes and languorous pleasure sessions are a reality with the deliciously stimulating Bionic Bullet Cock Ring. Slide the 2 stretchy rings over his manhood, then activate the vibrations for spine-tingling stimulation of clitoris and balls.
Because sometimes its fun to get a gift that you can both play with ;)
With 11 specially selected toys for sexy fun in endless erotic combinations, including an all-time favourite rabbit vibrator and dinky butt plug for first-time anal fun, no two nights will ever be the same. Merry Christmas.
Whether you're dipping your toes into the bondage waters for the first time or simply enjoy a little comfort while being tied up, these could be a good option.
Take command of those naughty ankles with these beginner's ankle cuffs. Featuring super-soft and padded lining, the cuffs are both comfortable and secure for top level restraint. Velcro closures and quick-release clips offer complete peace of mind.
Of course, there's always this option if you want to take things to the next level.
Transform any bed into a den of iniquity with this quick and easy restraint kit. Pop it under the mattress of any bed and adjust the straps to the correct length. Then put the 4 Velcro-fastening cuffs onto your partner and strap them down. Easy peasy.
A really affordable alternative to the Fleshlight.
World-renowned sex expert Tracey Cox presents her Supersex male stroker, a soft sleeve replete with pleasuring internal textures. Slide the ribbed and nodule-ridden stroker over your penis and feel the tapered interior squeezing you tighter and tighter.
Create ambience and excitement with this triple-whammy of bondage candles by Doc Johnson. Designed to burn hotter than massage candles, drip this hot wax over your lover to build suspense and awaken nerve endings with pleasurable pain.
Aww, bless. You gotta start somewhere.
Set pulses racing with this great value collection of customer-favourite vibrators. The kit makes a perfect gift, especially for those new to sex toys, and each of the 4 easy-to-use vibes delivers different orgasmic sensations to enhance your sex life.
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