When Elon Musk isn't selling you electric cars, he's flogging flamethrowers. And when weaponised fire is off the menu? It's surfboards. Yes, Tesla wants to sell you a wave rider. Unfortunately, the darn things are already sold out.
The two-metre board is made of S-glass and "Black Dart" carbon fibre and modelled with "a mix of the same high-quality matte and gloss finishes used on all [Tesla's] cars".
It also features the company's logo loud and proud, which is no big surprise.
For those worried whether or not it'll fit inside their matching Tesla vehicle, don't fret:
Model S, X and 3 can comfortably accommodate this surfboard on either the inside or outside of the vehicle.
Phew. Still not buying one though.
Not that it matters — even if you were interested in the $US1500 ($2027) surfboard, the limited run of 200 has already sold out.