Dr Oz’s Latest Health Advice: Check Your Horoscope

Dr Oz’s Latest Health Advice: Check Your Horoscope
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Dr. Mehmet Oz is at it again. The infamous snake oil salesman tweeted today, asking his followers to learn more about the link between a person’s astrological sign and their health.

After a brief paroxysm of screaming, I clicked through the slideshow to learn that, as a Capricorn, I am so ambitious and take on so many tasks that I am prone to literally becoming weak in the knees. Well, Dr. Oz, joke’s on you, because I have very strong knees.

Actually, the joke is on all of us, because this charlatan recently became an third year in a row of declining life expectancy.

So here’s a reminder that Dr Oz continues to be full of shit. *resumes screaming*