Dr Oz's Latest Health Advice: Check Your Horoscope

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Dr. Mehmet Oz is at it again. The infamous snake oil salesman tweeted today, asking his followers to learn more about the link between a person's astrological sign and their health.

After a brief paroxysm of screaming, I clicked through the slideshow to learn that, as a Capricorn, I am so ambitious and take on so many tasks that I am prone to literally becoming weak in the knees. Well, Dr. Oz, joke's on you, because I have very strong knees.

Actually, the joke is on all of us, because this charlatan recently became an advisor to the US Department of Health and Human Services' President's Council on Sports, Fitness & Nutrition. Meanwhile, the US likely just had its third year in a row of declining life expectancy.

So here's a reminder that Dr Oz continues to be full of shit. *resumes screaming*

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