Mark Zuckerberg: Boy That EU Privacy Law Is Great, Just You Know, Only In The EU

Mark Zuckerberg: Boy That EU Privacy Law Is Great, Just You Know, Only In The EU

Facebook has spent the past few weeks on an apology tour amid the fallout of its Cambridge Analytica data-sharing scandal, in which the company lost control of extensive information on 50 million users harvested without their consent. They have dispatched founder Mark Zuckerberg to recite talking points, shuffled around some privacy settings, recalibrated Zuckerberg’s talking points, and in between relatively meaningless other directives, taken out full-page newspaper ads saying sorry (and subtly mentioning they expect other similar incidents to emerge).

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Oh, but you were looking for some actual, systemic changes in the way Facebook handles user data to better safeguard your privacy, not some tweaks around the margins? You sweet summer child.

Per Reuters, Zuckerberg says the company has no plans to comply globally with the European Union’s strict new General Data Protection Regulation law, which takes effect in May 2018. That’s the one that requires companies to get explicit user consent before collecting data, be transparent on how that data is collected and sold or shared, and disclose data breaches within 72 hours.

Zuckerberg told Reuters that Facebook like, definitely already plans to do all this “in spirit”, so haha, what’s the big deal:

Zuckerberg told Reuters in a phone interview that Facebook already complies with many parts of the law ahead of its implementation in May. He said the company wanted to extend privacy guarantees worldwide in spirit, but would make exceptions, which he declined to describe.

“We’re still nailing down details on this, but it should directionally be, in spirit, the whole thing,” said Zuckerberg. He did not elaborate.

Again, he’s definitely on the same page here, in spirit:

“We think that this is a good opportunity to take that moment across the rest of the world,” he said. “The vast majority of what is required here are things that we’ve already had for years across the world for everyone.”

Zuckerberg has previously conceded that the company should be regulated in a few limited areas such as political advertising transparency, but this interview should make clear Facebook will only self-regulate to the extent that it doesn’t threaten its data-hoarding business model. Got any complaints? Good luck complaining to the band of corporate-friendly stooges currently in control of the US federal government.

Apple – whose CEO Tim Cook has came out in favour of more stringent privacy regulations lately – has committed to following the guidelines of the GDPR globally, Reuters noted. But Apple is primarily an image-conscious hardware company that doesn’t have an extensive ad business. Google, Facebook’s counterpart in a duopoly that now threatens to control 84 per cent of digital ad dollars worldwide by the end of the year, has similarly declined to implement GDPR-style policies worldwide.