In the most inevitable convergence, Jeff Goldblum has now met his Sexy Ian Malcolm Funko Pop. And his reaction is, well... it involves some stroking.
Jeff Goldblum, delicately stroking Jeff Goldblum.Screenshot: Conan (TBS)
This momentous meeting of Goldblums occurred courtesy of last night's Conan, where the actor was confronted with not one, but two of his Jurassic Park Funko Pops: the more typical version of Dr. Malcolm, upright and covered up in clothes ready to do science and the recently unveiled, chest-exposing variant from the first movie.
Goldblum's reaction, as always, is worth 10 out of a possible 10 Goldblums:
Bless this wonderfully silly man.