Solo: A Star Wars Story-Branded Solo Cups Are Happening, And We’re All Going To Have To Deal With That

Solo: A Star Wars Story-Branded Solo Cups Are Happening, And We’re All Going To Have To Deal With That

Inevitability rules our lives. The sun rises in the East, sets in the West. Time will go on and on until the end of everything. We’re all slowly marching our way to the great equaliser that is death. And of course, there’s the greatest inevitability of them all: Disney and Solo are teaming up to make Solo branded Solo cups.

The most obvious brand tie-in in the world – hell, Solo‘s production codename was literally “Red Cup” – was confirmed today among the bevy of brands Lucasfilm boasted as part of its all-consuming marketing campaign for the next Star Wars movie. Everyone from General Mills to Nissan to Denny’s (oh, to get a Solo-themed menu so Solo: A Star Wars Story-Branded Solo Cups Are Happening, And We’re All Going To Have To Deal With ThatAs always, drink responsibly. (Photo: Lucasfilm)

As always, drink responsibly.Photo: Lucasfilm