This Toy Lets You Pretend To Pop Pimples. Why Is This A Thing?

Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life and this sort of thing is commonplace. In hell. I know people have compulsions they can’t control, but is it really a good idea to enable them with stuff like this, the “Pop It Pal”, a pimple popping simulator? I suppose… if it makes money.

So, uh, the Pal is a refillable, perforated silicon block, about 10.1 x 7.6 x 2.5cm, that you can squeeze and… well, the results are self-explanatory.

Yes, that’s right — I said “refillable”. The $US19.99 ($25.59) basic pack comes with 30mL of “Pimple Pus” along with a “Filling Tool”. You can buy additional pus bottles for $US5.99 ($7.67) a hit.

Unfortunately, the seller does ship to Australia. It’ll cost you $23.50 and take about nine weeks to arrive, which should be sufficient time to reconsider what you’re doing with your life.

[Pop It Pal, via Geekologie]