I Can't Tell What Colour This Phone Is And Honestly It's Driving Me Nuts

This week, we finally got our first hands-on look at the long-promised "Ocean Depths" colour scheme of the Essential phone. Despite looking very much green in promotional photos, however, the device now appears quite blue. So which is it? And why has this question driven me to the brink of madness?

Image: Essential and Unboxed Therapy

When the creator of Android first announced the Essential Phone - long before the reviews landed, before we heard about the camera troubles, the price cuts and modest sales - Essential teased a device in four colours, some perfectly plain (white, black, grey, whatever) and one spectacularly unique: Ocean Depths. And goddamn! What a unusual look.

Minimalist with no flashy logos and a drippy, raindrop-ish notch, Essential's phone looked good. Especially the green. It held fast in my mind even after I bought a new iPhone. Like an old Jaguar in British racing green. Like palm leaves set before a gold sunrise. Like the first microphone I've ever owned or an old emerald ring.

Image: Essential

The green phone was announced, but it was perpetually "available soon". I checked the site every few weeks for an update. I brought it up numerous times in the office. Everyone I talked with seemed to agree with me.

Then this Wednesday, Essential finally dropped a new teaser ad. "A new wave." I see gold, I see... blue. I guess there's some green in there? Something new is coming. We wait.

Two days later, Essential shared more, announcing the limited availability of its "most fashion-forward design yet". An additional colour, one also named "Ocean Depths"? Or is that the same phone?

We need a closer look. Described by Essential as "vibrant teal" with a "copper frame", did the phone always look this way? Did it change?

Have I changed?

Image: Essential

Perhaps Essential was inspired by shallower depths of the sea than my eyes first led me to believe. I suppose it mostly looks the same. Sort of. I'm not convinced. If only I could hold it in my hand.

Unboxed Therapy's Lewis Hilsenteger did. In a video uploaded yesterday, he described it variously as "turquoise", "kind of a luxurious colour", and "slightly more matte and less reflective." And, as shot by Hilsenteger, it looks bluer than ever.

I honestly cannot say if the ceramic back of this phone merely swings dramatically across the colour spectrum depending on the lighting. It looks, good, fine, but are my eyes playing tricks on me? "Rose gold" and "space grey" can rot in Cupertino, but where is the real "Ocean Depths"? What is teal supposed to look like anyway?

Screenshot: Unbox Therapy

The Oxford Dictionary defines teal as "a dark greenish-blue colour". The HTML 4.01 specification describes teal as 50 per cent green and 50 per cent blue, or "#008080". To be fair, we're constrained to a handful of images and one video. Perhaps I'm delusional or mildly blue-green colourblind. Or maybe, as the infamous Dress once demonstrated, perception is squarely in the mind of the beholder.

But these colours - I have no idea what's going on any more.

Essential.

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