A High-Speed Bacon Slicing Machine Should Come Standard With Every Kitchen

Video: Hidden away in factories across the globe are purpose-built industrial machines that the world not only deserves to know about, but also deserves a chance to own. Like this high-speed meat slicer that would finally help you realise your dream of having bacon for breakfast, brunch, lunch and dinner.

The Textor TS700-UB high speed involute blade slicer doesn't have a name that rolls off the tongue, but when coupled with a powered conveyor belt (you don't really need that dining room table, do you?) it can turn massive slabs of pork, or long sticks of sausage, into perfectly sliced and stacked deli meats using a blade that spins at 2000 RPM. The only downside is you're probably not going to be able to squeeze this machine in your dishwasher afterwards.

[YouTube via The Awesomer]


Comments

    Mmmmmm.....bacon....... droolz (forgets about the slicer of death)

    That thing is amazing, shudder at the thought of what it would do to someone's fingers :O

    and heart attack for supper.

    WORTH IT

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