Now This Is How You Sell A Car

Video: “Luxury is a state of mind.” No, this isn’t some awful Johnny Depp perfume ad — this is a commercial for a 1996 Honda Accord EX, well maintained with two owners and 141,095 miles on the clock.

“You? You’re different. You do things your way. That’s what makes you one of a kind. You don’t need things. You’re happy with who you are. You don’t care about money. You have everything you ever want. You don’t do it for appearances, you do it because it works — and this, this is not a car. This is you.”

For bonus points, read the fine print at the end of the ad.

At the time of publishing, bidding on the car was up to $US504 on eBay. [YouTube]