Martha Wayne Hates Seeing Herself Die Over And Over Again

Martha Wayne Hates Seeing Herself Die Over And Over Again

If you’re sick and tired of repeatedly seeing pearls snap off a necklace and the bodies of Bruce Wayne’s parents slumping to the cold, grimy concrete of Park Row, just imagine how Martha Wayne feels. That’s right: she hates it and says as much in a spoofy fake commentary track for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice.

“No one wants to see this and I don’t want to deal with it over and over…” That’s Batman’s mum reacting to the ol’ pearls-and-pain sequence in a Cracked comedy sketch where Marthas Wayne and Kent watch Zack Snyder’s 2015 superhero brawl. There’s a lot of apologizing for manners, maternal worries and confusion about why their boys are fighting. “I try to tell Bruce that all the time, ‘You’re a superhero. You should be trying to make people happy!’ But, of course, everything has to be all dark and brooding with him.” I wonder how Mrs. Wayne feels about Justice League