US Air Force Tweets Santa Isn't Real

2017 has been what some might call a "real doozy" of a year, but it's still got some brutal surprises up its sleeve. On Wednesday, the United States Air Force publicly denied the existence of Santa Claus, who in exactly two months was ostensibly scheduled to deliver presents to the children of the world.

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After Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri and Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota began arguing on Twitter over whose air fleet is more powerful, CNN reported, the official US Air Force Twitter account responded to both writing, "We didn't want to have to do this, but if you 2 can't get along we must...Santa will bring you nothing this year...becuase [sic] he isn't real!"

The Air Force later claimed in a subsequent tweet that it was merely bluffing. However, the cat is clearly out of the bag here.

There are just enormous implications regarding everything from who is purchasing said presents to, more ominously, what the heck the unidentified flying object which the NORAD Santa Tracker identifies passing through North American airspace every December 24-25 is.

Chemtrail sprayers? Some kind of skeleton with a pillow up his shirt and an elderly former wizard as an elf? The Grinch? (We've asked NORAD and will update if we hear back.)

[CNN]

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