Look, there’s spooking people out with your Halloween costume, and then there’s traumatising them for the foreseeable future. This Yondu mask will do the latter.
Images: Xcoser
Comicbook.com uncovered this Yondu mask being sold by Xcoser – yours for just $US55! – and oh, god, where do you start.
The dead eyes are perhaps a necessity for a latex mask, but I’m not sure I can tell what makes my skin crawl more — the fake facial hair that’s several shades to dark to how Yondu’s hair actually appears in the movie, or the teeth.
No wait, I can tell. It’s definitely the teeth. Why depict the smile at all, why!?
Please, do not use this to haunt people this Halloween. If you must do a Yondu outfit and still haven’t got it sorted yet, I recommend taking some tips from our excellent commenters participating in the Halloween Costume Show this year and cook something up yourself. Anything but this!