Someone Please Teach The Australian Defence Force How To Twitter

Someone Please Teach The Australian Defence Force How To Twitter
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In your opinion, what is the worst thing about this promoted tweet about the Collins Class submarine?

The tweet, ostensibly to promote the ADF’s career path for submariners, is attracting a little bit of unwanted comedic attention on Twitter — but with good reason.

Guys, your poll options are just straight up weird. What is stealth if not… quiet? (This tweet, from Earthlight developer Emre Deniz, makes this very clear.) If you’re talking valuable in terms of, y’know, war, then it’s probably the torpedoes? What do you even mean?

Here are some far superior poll entries:

https://twitter.com/AzumangaDavo/status/883402116588388354
https://twitter.com/AaronJMitchell/status/884232746796593152
https://twitter.com/theBeardedOx/status/884225165285969920
https://twitter.com/thebadexec/status/883450274836127745
https://twitter.com/blushjae/status/883265939554287616

At the time of printing, with one day left in the poll, quiet stealth is leading, with 69 per cent of the vote.