This $900 Dolce & Gabbana Hoodie And $570 Tee Are For The Most Die-Hard Jurassic Park Fans

As popcorn movies go, there's not much to complain about with Steven Spielberg's massive 1993 blockbuster, Jurassic Park -- except when it came to all the crappy dino merchandise that flooded stores. But none of it was as questionable as these obscenely expensive Jurassic Park hoodies and tees Dolce & Gabbana is now selling.

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We get that you're going to pay a premium for clothing bearing a fashionable brand name, and that D&G (hopefully) uses higher quality fabrics than less expensive brands. But aside from some visible red stitching along the seams, there isn't much else to distinguish this $US675 ($902) hoodie and $US425 ($568) tee from the Jurassic Park merchandise Universal Studios still sells.

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    No, they're for the numerous number of idiots who believe that paying ridiculous amounts of money for clothing is some sort of status enhancing symbol, when in fact people just laugh at their stupidity.

    All except their friends, who are generally of the same ilk.

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