HBO is gearing up for season seven of Game of Thrones with its binge-watching campaign, #PrepareForWinter. HBO Nordic, one of the network's European services, has taken it one step further with a completely sadistic knowledge test that has no checkpoints or backtracking. You fail once, you die. Here's how long I made it, folks...
Looking back, I'm pretty sure that name's totally made up. All Stills: HBO Nordic
Screw you, Joffrey, I didn't even wanna live in your stupid kingdom anyway.
I've played this quiz at least four times now, and I've yet to make it past season two. Every time, you have to start over from the very beginning to try and make it through the quiz's 60(!) questions. God forbid you get an answer wrong in seasons five or six — all that work would go to waste! My memory is failing me as much as Cersei failed to, you know, not get her children killed. Guess I should be binge-watching the previous seasons along with everybody else.
Game of Thrones returns July 16, and here's the quiz to test your knowledge before then. Leave a comment with your first tumble down the Moon Door in this ruthless monster of a quiz, and if you dared make it through all 60 questions, please tell us how long it took. And best of luck, fellow Westerosi.
In the Game of Thrones, you either win... or you respawn.