Today it was announced that Jeff Goldblum would be returning as Dr Ian Malcolm for the upcoming Jurassic World sequel.
Big news, but not the biggest: JEFF GOLDBLUM WAS HANDING OUT SNAGS IN SYDNEY THIS AFTERNOON.
This is not a highly complex series of typos or a joke. This is real life.
This is Jeff Goldblum, inside a food truck, a food truck called Chef Goldblum's, handing out snags — the most Australian of lunch options.
Chef Jeff Goldblum in Australia launching his restaurant truck. No wonder line so long, he's chatting to everyone pic.twitter.com/26Zf5Q26IA
— alex dunnin (@AlexDunnin) April 26, 2017
— Alex Lloyd (@AlexDNLloyd) April 26, 2017
— thebradthomas (@sanguinocorpus) April 26, 2017
I suspect this isn't a "Jeff's fallen on hard times thing". This is probably, Jeff is promoting a thing uh... thing.
Either way, this is pretty incredible. Not sure if this is still happening, but if you're in the area, might as well check it out!