Once, a Volkswagen van represented freedom, the "open road," a release from the crushing confines of capitalism. The appeal lives on today. Free love! Damn the man! Live on the beach! Feel the ocean breeze blow through your hair! Pose with a bag of Kettle Chips the #brand sent you to hawk on social media! Wait, what?!
The groove of 9-5 was no life for me, a deadening paradox of overstimulation and stagnation. ☵ After college, I thought to use my business degree wisely. I thought to achieve. I thought to succeed. I thought to build an honorable resume. Reef. Sotheby’s. The New York Times. But these thoughts were never really mine, just some learned condition. As if name recognition would validate each inhalation. ☵ And so I worked hard to shift my position, flinging myself into the unknown, on the road with my partner and a vision. ☵ Vanlife opens space to remember that I am a creator. Every moment my canvas, I am always free to be my hero and not fall victim to a forgetful way of living. My only regret is not leaping sooner. ☵ What about you? Are you taking a major leap? Have you before? How did it turn out? ☵ Post supported by @kettlebrand #kettlebrand #ambsdr. ?☀️️
Emily King and Corey Smith, the subjects of a recent New Yorker profile that makes me pine for the arrival of nuclear winter, moved out of New York City and moved into a 1987 Volkswagen Vanagon Camper named "Boscha" in order to focus their lives on travelling, mountain biking and surfing. They did so after meeting American surfer and proud 1987 Volkswagen Syncro-dweller Foster Huntington on a surf trip to Nicaragua, who pointed out that they would be happier living in a van.
If the story stopped there, I might be a bit jealous. Why do I waste so much cash on a place to live and all the stuff inside when I sort of hate to stay at home? Van life is the simple life. A car is just a room on wheels. You don't need all that crap, collecting dust. You have it because The Man tells you that you need it.
Having things doesn't bring you anywhere near the pleasure of going out and experiencing the world, or doing something rad. This is why countless hippies did it in the '60s and '70s, and beyond.
In the fall of 2011, I was a few months into living in my van and was starting to take photos of other campers I spotted on the road. I'd text photos of broken down vans, pee jugs left in parking lots, people cooking in truck stops etc. to other friends that lived in their cars for a few laughs. As time went on, i started posting the #vanlife as a joke, a spin on the thuglife but for people that lived on the road. This was one of the first campers I photographed for the #vanlife project and is one of my favorite photos in the Home Is Where You Park it photo book. There's a few hundred of the third editions still available in my webstore, use the discount code VANLIFE to get 15% off today and tomorrow ????
But then the New Yorker delves into how Instagram-perfect hipsters like King, Smith and too many others augment their income: by trying to sell you more crap.
You know, the very antithesis of what makes life out of a van sound attractive to those who are privileged enough to be able to choose between living out of a van, or living in a regular home. But no: living out of a van is now a sellable brand, used to pimp everything from camp food to wakeboards and even van parts.
?Our new video is out! • ❗️Click Link in our bio❗️ • Checking in from Page, Arizona! =) . We are so EXCITED to announce our newest series that we launched on YouTube titled VanFlix! Our first episode is live now and can't wait to hear your thoughts in the comments! • ??Thanks to our amazingly talented friends who let us use their music for the video! • ?"Mar Deserto" by @casulodatraca & ?"Seat Belt" by @turntothenext • • • Products in the video: Hiking pants and dry bag: @xterrasurf Changing Robe: @dryrobe Sunglasses: @blenderseyewear Water purifier bottle: @thegrayl Solar Stereo: @ecoxgear We hope you enjoy! ✌? ~Piper, Sara and Fonzie
Collectively, these #vanlife sellouts have attracted millions of followers on Instagram, documenting life out of a van with hashtags like #vanlife, #livesimply and #homeiswhereyouparkit. And they have commercialized the hell out of their #lifestyle, selling it to mid-thirties house-dads who like the idea of living the rough life and tinkering on an old Volkswagen, as the New Yorker wrote:
The following spring, Where's My Office Now [Smith and King's Instagram project] posted its first paid, sponsored image to Instagram, on behalf of the water-bottle company Hydro Flask. It showed King heating water in a teakettle, a light-blue thermos conspicuous in the background. "Our bodies, the most precious vehicle for our journey here, run on water," she wrote in the caption. "A big thank you to @hydroflask for creating durable water bottles that help shift the bottled/privatization of water paradigm."
Shed off your worldly goods!
I have some exciting news to share with you all! For the next 7 months @matthewhahnel & I are partnering with @drinkevolve to visit every single National Park in the USA - all 59! We will be cruising around in a rad @gowestycampers VW Vanagon & sharing our journey with you all. Along the way we will be posting mini guides to each national park on www.drinkevolve.com. Plus, you will find daily Instagram "stories" of our adventures on both our accounts. Our first stop is the ever so beautiful Zion National Park. I can't wait to take you guys along for the ride - it's going to be epic! ???⛺️???☀️
But buy these things first, for the trip.
Since then, their sponsorships — which King prefers to call "alliances" — have included Kettle Brand potato chips, Clif Bars, and Synergy Organic Clothing. Last summer, the tourism board of Saskatchewan paid the couple seven thousand dollars to drive around the grasslands of central Canada with other popular vanlifers, documenting their (subsidized) kayaking trips and horseback rides.
Oh hello Saskatchewan. We've never experienced you before and quite honestly have only heard of your killer mosquitos. - And here we are. No expectations, only an openness to dive into what beauty you hold. - So stoked for a #vanlife video project here with friends! - Have you explored Sask before? And??? #explorecanada #exploresask
(Thanks to $US7,000 ($9,260) chipped in by the province of Saskatchewan!)
As the afternoon got progressively gloomier, Smith and King transferred their belongings from Boscha to the loaner van: two surfboards (bought at a discount from a sponsor), wetsuits, tins of red lentils and buckwheat, stacks of T-shirts and leggings (mostly from sponsors), a woven blanket (a gift from a sponsor), a hand broom, two yoga mats, three hula hoops in different sizes, a tool kit, a digital S.L.R. camera, and a bag of wheat-free kibble for their soulful, brindled dog, Penny.
Live the van life! Support yourself with free stuff, gained by selling your van life to the corporate world you pretended to escape!
Daily vanlife rituals keep us so fresh and so clean, and ground us as we move with the wind. + Consistency as a nomad is essential for longevity on the road, creating a container for our personal growth and wellbeing. + Daily we brush with @ilovetruthpaste (which by the way is the best toothpaste...clay based so spitting on the ground is Earth friendly), tongue scrap, oil massage, eat nourishing food, and practice yoga. And, friends, brushing and peeing with ever changing views is indescribable. + You? How do you ground yourself? #reclaimrealwealth
But not all is well with the product-hocking van-dwellers, as the New Yorker notes that much of the #vanlife is a fake veneer of freedom:
"I think there's a sense of hopelessness in my generation, in terms of jobs," Foster Huntington said. "And it's cheap to live in a van." And so, like staycations and minimalism, vanlife is an attempt to aestheticize and romanticize the precariousness of contemporary life. "It looks like they're having fun," Huntington said, of King and Smith. "But they're working a lot."
By acting as if they're beholden to no one and live outside society's norms and rules, these Instagram sellouts are really auctioning off their time and energy:
But the collaboration had not been an easy one; King had exchanged more than seventy emails with the "Outsiders" reps, who asked to approve the photographs and the captions in advance, and wanted to dictate what time they were posted. (Engagement rates are the highest at 11 a.m.)
I remember waking up right before my 9-5 began. Cramming my innards with barely chewed food, I'd run out the door nearly tripping on my face. I lived a quarter mile to work, yet never walked, in a perpetual haze of awaiting Friday and dreading Monday. My bright, clear center was buried with advertising deadlines and broken copy machines. Anxiety was my middle name. + I learned a lot, like how to make websites and write advertising copy to sell million dollar homes. I learned what I do not want. + For my wellbeing, my real wealth, I quit... to live beyond my comfort zone, stockpile experience over business casual clothes and transform work rather than accept society's blueprint. + The truth is that I didn't choose an easy road. It's not all epic sunsets and meetups. I still have student debt. I still work. We breakdown. It rains. Life happens. But I am forever changed, awaking every new day and exclaiming with 40 trillion vibrating cells that TODAY is worth living, worth being. + Our deepest dreams guide us, wisely painting a picture of what is possible. Follow yours. Awaken it. Activate it. Life is the adventure. And you? What dreams are you awakening today? This year? #reclaimrealwealth + Post and our health supported by our friends @foursigmatic. #foursigmatic #ambsdr ?❤️️?
And lest we forget, catering to the lowest common denominator (read: boners) sells on Instagram, too:
"It's a naked female," Smith said. "If I'm in that picture, it gets three thousand likes."
Everything is great in 2017!