Beam Down To The Beach In These Red Star Trek Swimsuits At Your Own Risk

Beam Down To The Beach In These Red Star Trek Swimsuits At Your Own Risk

Despite a mathematician claiming otherwise, it’s widely believed that if you find yourself in the Star Trek universe wearing a red uniform, your days are numbered. So given all the things in the ocean that want to eat you, why would you ever head to the beach wearing a red Star Trek swimsuit?

If you aren’t willing to take that risk, ThinkGeek’s Star Trek-themed swimsuit collection — which they refer to as Trekinis — comes in other statistically safer colours, as well as new Star Trek: The Original Series two-piece designs.

The two-piece versions are available for $US60 ($80), but you can also purchase the tops and bottoms separately, at $US30 ($40) each, if you want to skip the ’60s-era miniskirt look. The $US60 ($80) TNG suits have already been available for a while, but now featured an updated and supposedly more comfortable design, better suited for an away mission in a tropical climate.

[ThinkGeek]