“When the price on an assassin’s head goes up each time he kills, it’s Nerf or nothing.”
This is the perfect collaboration of two of our favourite things.
And as I Crash Your Game on YouTube pointed out:
14 kills in this video, 43 shots fired by John.
That means every shot was 0.3255813953 of a kill.
78 people are killed in the original movie.
Sticking with this ratio, Wick would have fired 239.5714286074 nerf bullets.
The real question is: who would have picked them up afterwards?
I think it would be the cleanup crew John hired. They would have to get paid though. How much?
A pack of 30 N-strike bullets cost $10 AUD ($7.69 USD)
It would take 7.9857142869 packs of 30 to use 239.5714286074 bullets.
That means it would cost $79.857142869 AUD ($61.42 USD)
A typical video game costs $80 AUD ($61.53 USD)
Therefore, to clean up the (nerf) bullets in John Wick, you could pay the clean up crew by giving them 3 copies of John Wick: The Game.
Who said math isn’t fun?