Charlize Theron Is Some Kind Of Crazy Car Sorceress In The New Fate Of The Furious Trailer

Charlize Theron Is Some Kind Of Crazy Car Sorceress In The New Fate Of The Furious Trailer

Video: I have previously asserted that the Fast and the Furious films are in fact a superhero movie franchise where everyone’s superpowers is “cars”. Thanks to this new trailer for the upcoming instalment, The Fate of the Furious, I have new evidence backing up my conjecture — namely, Charlize Theron’s villainess summoning whole fleets of cars to do her evil bidding.

Image: Universal.

Guys, I can’t actually explain how much I love these dumb, wonderful movies if I want to accomplish anything else today, but I will say that my lovely wife and I have said to many family members, friends and even some new acquaintances, “Have you accepted the Fast and the Furious movies into your life?” We proselytise these things. But I really do believe they’re actual superhero movies. I mean, watch the new F8 trailer, which features the Rock literally altering the path of a torpedo with his hands (while on a car driving at top speed, of course):

If you are interested in hearing the good word and learning to live your life a quarter-mile at a time, email me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I’ll send you my hand-made religious tracts. Fate of the Furious opens April 12.