Man Records All The Weird Stuff He Says In His Sleep, Hilarity Ensues

Video: Filmmaker and comedian Adam Rosenberg has something to say.

Screengrab Credit: Adam Rosenberg 

You see, Rosenberg is a chronic sleep-talker and set up a live mic next to his bed to record his midnight mumbles for the world to laugh at. Some of it's absurd:

Some of it could probably pass as profound if you came across it in the fiction section of the Paris Review or something:

And some reveals way more than we'd like to know about a total stranger's unforgiving love life:

It's fun to try and contextualise these and imagine what nightmarish scenarios are going on his head. Maybe in his dream he's an assistant baker or really overworked porn star trying to centre himself. Either way, the full vid is worth checking out:

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