This is the most obviously amazing horror-object-to-holiday-ornament translation ever: The Phantasm sphere, rendered in festive, accurately gleaming silver. It will blend right into your Christmas tree -- until you need a weapon on the fly to take down any BOYYYYY who tries to interfere with your nefarious plans.
Image: Entertainment Weekly
("Your" in this case = curiously tall, supernaturally evil undertaker. So fun at parties!) It's been a great year for Phantasm fans (aka The Never Dead in Australia), what with the remastered version of the 1979 cult classic and the fifth and final entry in the series, Phantasm: Ravager, both getting high-profile releases.
This ornament comes from the good people at Mondo, in collaboration with Phantasm creator Don Coscarelli and bizarro-holiday denizens Middle of Beyond (your one-stop shop for cyborg Santa Christmas sweaters and glass Baphomet tree toppers). You can pre-order your very own Phantasm Sentinel Sphere Ornament on Mondo's site.