"A gray so gray you won't want other colours pro. Built without HDMI or DisplayPort for VR pro. No SD card storage for photos and videos pro. Adapt seamlessly between all your Apple adapters pro."
I happen to like the look of the new MacBook Pro a lot, and I've talked about how much I like USB Type-C as a futuristic everything-connector, but this parody ad from Iggyhopper2 on YouTube just twists the knife as it goes in. [YouTube]