This Is Not How Human Beings Should React To Snow

I'm a human being, so I should know.

Also, I'm not Australian. I'm not like you buffoons who have never seen snow in their life. I grew up in Scotland where it actually sometimes snowed.

On those days, here's what we did: we wore clothes. We made a snowman. We went sledging or, in Australian parlance, 'tobogganing'. We had a brutal snowball fight. Someone got hurt. Then we went home and ate porridge and drank hot tea.

Here's what we didn't do: strip down to our underwear, take a chainsaw to a block ice, make an ice bath and get in that ice bath.

But we did drink. Scottish people pretty much drink all the time.

In conclusion: this video is great.

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