Watch as Mr. Rogers eats a new American classic -- banana with a single slice of American cheese. Immerse yourself in his gentle journey. Imagine what he might've smoked beforehand. Slow it down, reverse it, bop it, pop it, twist it, jam it, but don't eat it.
Like any good journalist, I tried this at home, and I had the opposite reaction as Mr. Rogers -- it nasty.
Try it out. Tell me in the comments whether you're #TeamMrRogers or #TeamEve.