Stop Everything, Aldi Is Selling Slinkys For $5

Aldi is on a roll lately. It's selling a gaming PC that's actually pretty good. Yep, that's cool.

But this is Aldi's true masterstroke...

$5 Slinkys.

And not some fake knock-off Slinkys either — the real goddamn deal. Made in the USA baby.

Honestly, it goes without saying — if you own a house with stairs you need a Slinky. At $5 this isn't a luxury, it's a necessity. It sits right below food and shelter on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

I'm getting one of these.

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