Float On A Floater With This Inflatable Poop Emoji

Ever get the feeling the internet has just kind of turned and started eating itself? This is your proof. For all of your pool relaxing needs as the weather warms up, I give you — the giant smiling poop emoji pool float.

I don’t know why either.

There’s so many jokes to be made here. Dropping the kids off at the pool, anyone? You’ll never need to be down in the dumps when you’re lazing on this floater? This is perfect for when you’re feeling pooped? I give up. You can buy one for $49.95 here.

You’re welcome.


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