The latest episode of Fear the Walking Dead gave the TWD universe yet another term for the mindless, deceased, flesh-eating monsters that have brought civilisation to its knees: The Wasted. It’s pretty good, but is it the best term used to describe zombies in these shows? Not quite. 1) Rotters
If you were forced to boil zombies down to a single, defining characteristic, chances are it would be the fact that they’re dead. Thus “Rotters” is a simple and elegant term for them, but one that is still distinctly evocative of the fact that you’re dealing with a corpse.
Also simple and elegant, just not as rich as “Rotters”. Given that both pets and children with temper issues can and have often been similarly described robs this description of some of its power.
Compared to rotting and biting, creeping seems almost benign in comparison… almost. But creeping is still intrinsically sinister, and what it fails in adequately describing zombies’ truest proclivities it makes up for in letting people know they should watch out for them.
4) The Wasted
As mentioned above, this is the newest addition to zombie nomenclature, given to us by the latest episode of Fear the Walking Dead. While there’s a chance that others may think you’re talking about people being drunk, at least it’s poetic.
5) Skin Eaters
Sure, zombies rarely stop at the skin when eating a person, so this term isn’t terribly accurate. Still, it does warn people that these things will eat at least a portion of your flesh if given a chance.
Lurking is the lamer, less sinister version of creeping. Still, better “lurkers” than “skulkers” or “loiterers”, I suppose.
Daryl calls zombies this once in season two, presumably hearkening back to the term’s original meaning of a circus freak who ate live animals. Unfortunately, the modern world has long since left that definition behind, instead using it for pop culture-obsessed nerds. Now that civilisation has collapsed, Daryl is trying to bring it back, but I don’t believe he’s going to win this battle.
8) Dead Ones
I suppose it stands to reason that someone without a sliver of imagination survived the zombie apocalypse. But can’t you at least call them “the dead”? Why “the dead ones”? Literally no one is going to be confused is you just refer to them as “the dead”.
The preferred term for zombies, courtesy of one Rick Grimes. I understand that it’s tied to the title of the TV show, but walking is hardly the most interesting aspect of these undead creatures that want to eat human flesh, Rick. Also, walkers are what you call those rolly-seat-things that toddlers use to get used to walking, which is really hard to forget once you remember it.
Guys. Zombies aren’t hobos riding the rails, searching for a warm meal and a place to bed down for the night. You should at least try to make them sound a little scary.
Actually, if The Walking Dead‘s zombies specifically ate brains, like the titular creatures of Return of the Living Dead, I think this term would have a certain ironic zest. But they don’t, so it isn’t.
13) Cold Bodies
Apparently this is what the inhabitants of Terminus called zombies — basically, their “cold lunches” as opposed to the “hot lunches” of the living. It may have worked for their cannibalistic town, but it’s still a dumb, dumb name for zombies.
If you’re living in the zombie apocalypse and have lost loved ones to the undead plague, then I can see hating zombies with every fibre of your being. But still, that doesn’t mean you should be OK with calling zombies names that are also used to describe certain types of poop. It’s far more embarrassing to you than to them.
[H/t Mental Floss]