Pre-Damaged Star Trek Redshirt Tee Saves You The Pain And Suffering

Pre-Damaged Star Trek Redshirt Tee Saves You the Pain and Suffering

It's a good idea to make sure your affairs are in order before beaming down to a mysterious new planet wearing a red Starfleet uniform, but what if you were wearing a pre-damaged uniform first? Maybe whatever aggressive alien race you were about to face would assume you'd already been phasered to death, and leave you alone.

Illustration by Jim Cooke

It's worth a shot, especially since this pre-blasted Star Trek Redshirt tee can be had for just shy of $US34 ($44).

[Stylin Online via Wil Wheaton]