Video: I've always thought that as long as no one died, all explosions were cool. Turns out I'm wrong. Very wrong. A sewage truck exploding on the street is a terrible thing because, well, shit flies everywhere. One second you're waiting for the light to turn green in a pristine white SUV, and the next, you're driving a poopmobile on a street that's quickly filling up with poop water.
This explosion of a roving septic tank apparently happened on a street in Moscow. It's so gross I can smell it through the video, man.