Video: Emoji work great when you read them, but Apple's CarPlay is all about keeping your eyes on the road. Instead, CarPlay recruits Siri to describe the emoji for you -- often with hilarious results.
So Motor1.com decided to park a camera in front of a CarPlay console as Siri slowly sounds off an emoji roll call. Getting through every emoji with Siri's slow, semi-lifeless drawl takes a good 30 minutes, so some of the best ones are a little buried. But between you and me, just fast forward to 2:35, and be done with it.