These Suicide Squad Character Videos Are Like Getting A Baseball Bat Made Of LSD To The Face

Video: Each and every misfit, monster and killer starring in the upcoming Suicide Squad movie has received a quick character profile video, complete with eye-chewingly insane animation. They’re pretty fun, but there are also a few secrets hidden about the film for those willing to peruse all 11 of them.

Warning: You’re going to have to listen to the same 15 or so seconds of The Sweet’s “Ballroom Blitz” a lot if you watch of all these things. Just FYI.

Here’s what I learned:

• Amanda Waller will clearly be getting her own hands dirty as she’s shown firing a giant gun at somebody.
• Boomerang has a thing for pink unicorns.
• The El Diablo of the DC movie-verse’s body temperature is 666 degrees, which is totally awesome.
• Killer Croc is apparently a white alligator man and not a green alligator man.
• Rick Flag is boring.
• The Enchantress may spend part of the movie cosplaying as a Goth version of Kim Cattrell as Lo Pan’s bride from Big Trouble in Little China.
• Slipknot is so boring he makes Rick Flag seem exciting.
• Katana does not care for “Ballroom Blitz”, apparently.
• Will Smith did not enjoy making promotional video in the slightest.