Video: Don't get me wrong, it's totally smushed. But yet the vaunted (?) yellow rubber ducky doesn't explode like the previously impenetrable hockey puck nor did it get destroyed to smithereens like every other object that's been put under the hydraulic press. Instead, after going through a few bouts with the smasher of all smashers, the ducky just looks just a little bent out of shape. OK, fine a lot bent out of shape.
But considering the essentially undefeated record of the hydraulic press, I think the yellow rubber ducky gets a win. Rubber Ducky, Buster Douglas.