Video: Crude summaries of Star Wars are always great but here's an especially silly one from Movie Blast. Instead of just simplifying the story (which it does), it also pokes fun of the movie and in turn, skewers all of us at the same time. Rey becomes Ray Romano, JJ Abrams is Jar Jar Abrams, Uber is mentioned and so is Donald Trump and the Kardashians. It's funny because our entire culture is worth making fun of. Get it!?