Netflix has a fireplace. Literally, it has a fireplace. Titled 'Fireplace For Your Home' it was designed to make your TV look like a fireplace.
Great. But we live in 'Straya mate. It's hotter than a shearer's armpit out here ya bloody drongo.
Therefore Netflix has made something just for us, as we melt over Christmas: a glorious oscillating fan.
And hilariously, this is literally the first Australian production for Netflix, a bloody fan. Endlessly providing no air at all onscreen, for an hour.
This is good. It's a good start. But it'll probably hit 40C plus during the Christmas holidays. I'm gonna need more than a virtual fan. Can Netflix get started on a virtual ducted air conditioner please?