I Have A Few Questions About This New ‘Tinder For Fighting’ App

I Have A Few Questions About This New ‘Tinder For Fighting’ App

I’ve never been in a fight. I’ve been on the receiving end of a number of punches, but engaging in physical violence has never been my thing. That’s just one of many reasons I’m puzzled by Rumblr, a matchmaking app for face pounding that launches today.

Rumblr bills itself as a “Tinder for fighting.” (I shit you not: That’s a direct quote from the company’s website.) You set up a little profile and add stats like your age, height, weight, and specialty (“karate, other”). Then you swipe left to ignore other users looking for violence or swipe right to incite violence. If you’re a match — this is the best part — you’re invited to schedule a fight or “pussy out.” There’s also a chat feature for pre-fight tracking, as well as a map feature so you can “Explore fights happening near you.”

I Have A Few Questions About This New ‘Tinder For Fighting’ App

Clearly, somebody is trolling us. This whole set up screams viral marketing campaign, despite the fact that the developers behind Rumblr insist they’re serious about helping people beat up other people. Still, I have a few lingering questions about what’s going on here.

Is this illegal?

Assault and battery are definitely illegal. Depending on how the fight goes, either participant could be charged with one or both of the crimes. Fighting in public could also amount to disorderly conduct charges as well as unlawful public assembly charges.

But what if nobody gets hurt? Is it still illegal?

You don’t have to hurt anyone to get charged with assault. If you schedule a Rumblr date to take place on a random street corner in Sydney, which the app’s website seems to suggest, the police will almost certainly come. Even if the event is just “casualty-free casual fighting” as Rumblr advertises, cops don’t have much of a tolerance for any kind of fighting in public.

Why on Earth did Apple allow this in the App Store?

Important detail! Despite the cute little App Store logo on the website, Rumblr is not actually in the App Store. The November 9th release date is actually for a beta web application. The download site features a looping video from Fight Club as well as a doomsday-style countdown.

I Have A Few Questions About This New ‘Tinder For Fighting’ App

Is it racist?

Judging by the fact that many of the images on the site feature white people fighting — or hoping to fight — black people, Rumblr does seem a little bit racist.

Is it also sexist?

Screenshots of the unreleased app show options to see “RumblrHER” and “RumblrGROUP” fights. You can assume that the former shows fights between women and the latter is for big brawls. It’s unclear if the app enables men to find women to beat up.

Who came up with this stupid idea?

The developers behind Rumblr are two self-described “recreational fighters” named Matt Henderson and Jack Kim. They recently told the Daily Mail, “We’ve been recreational fighters our entire lives and were tired of the inefficiencies that exist when trying to find someone to fight.” They operate out of WeWork, a co-working facility in downtown Manhattan.

No, but really, it’s a joke, right?

Henderson and Kim insist that they are “100-per cent serious” about this idea. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if they were actually trying to drum up attention for their new chain of karate studios. Maybe they have an MMA clothing line coming out. Maybe they just love violence and want to help others love violence, too. It would be great if this turned out to be a big ruse. Perhaps it’s really a neighbourhood watch program or some twisted anti-bullying campaign. Perhaps it’s just straight up trolling. Perhaps it is a joke after all.

It’s definitely a promotion for the Fight Club sequel, isn’t it?

It’s almost definitely not a promotion for a Fight Club sequel. Fight Club the movie is based on Fight Club the book by Chuck Palahniuk. There is a comic book sequel that Palahniuk is writing for Dark Horse, but it’s on issue #6. It would be weird for to start viral marketing for it now.

Wait, wasn’t Fight Club actually about capitalism colliding with schizophrenia?

That’s one interpretation.

Is this new app actually about capitalism colliding with schizophrenia?