It's virtually impossible to get by in today's modern world without digital communication. Perhaps that's why a New York City politician wants to follow Melbourne and give 200 trees around the city their own email addresses.
The US politician pushing to get these plants online is Mark Levine, an Upper West Side Councilmember. In an interview with Gothamist, he explained that"NYC is a tough place to be a tree," adding that "giving each tree a unique email address... makes it really easy to report problems."
Trees have had email addresses in Melbourne since 2013, where it's proven oddly successful. Levine reckons the approach can help improve the public's relationship with trees, as well as providing a means for reporting issues, such as blight or dangerous-looking branches that look as though they may fall.
As for which trees would get the emails addresses? Levine suggests that they'd be chosen on the basis of several factors, including age, height, width and historic interest. The lucky ones — and they would be lucky, because there are a lot of trees in NYC — would then have their email address signposted, either directly on them or at least nearby.
If the results were anything like in Melbourne, public reaction would be... strong. There, such delightful digital messages as this have been penned to our wooden friends:
To: Algerian Oak, Tree ID 1032705
2 February 2015
Dear Algerian oak,
Thank you for giving us oxygen.
Thank you for being so pretty.
I don't know where I'd be without you to extract my carbon dioxide. (I would probably be in heaven) Stay strong, stand tall amongst the crowd.
Levine currently has a draft bill in place for the scheme. It remains to be seen if it will take root.
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