Your goals might not be as ambitious as Thanos' were when he collected all six of the Infinity Gems for his infamous Gauntlet. But who's to say that saving your loose change for a pizza delivery one day isn't as important to you as conquering the universe was to Thanos?
This foot-tall coin bank from ThinkGeek glitters with shiny replicas of the six Infinity Gems, but doesn't give you any real powers short of giving the delivery guy a really good tip. For $US30 it's also a great way to keep your mountain of loose change secret, and prevent your roommates from skimming off the top of the old mason jar you're probably currently using. [ThinkGeek]