It might look cool in all the Star Wars: The Force Awakens teasers and trailers, but the tri-blade design of Kylo Ren's lightsaber just doesn't work elsewhere. Take these novelty chopsticks, for example, that look like the most uncomfortable thing you could ever try to hold in your hand.
They probably work just fine for grabbing sushi rolls or slurping up noodles, but the extra blades on either side of the hilts will almost certainly end up stabbing you in the hands if you don't hold them just right. Pricing information isn't known just yet, but that's OK, we're happy to let these end up in the Star Wars discount bin in a few weeks. [Sons of Geekery]