North Korea Made Its Own Timezone To Tell Japan To F**k Off

North Korea Made Its Own Timezone To Tell Japan To F**k Off

North Korea is going rogue again. On August 15, the DPRK will institute a one-time-only, death-to-imperialists version of “Spring Ahead”, setting the country’s time zone back by a half hour. The new GMT +8.30 time zone will be called “Pyongyang Time”.

The impetus for the change, like most things the North Korean government does, is a long-held grudge. North Korea — like South Korea — has used Japanese standard time since Japan occupied the Korean peninsula, starting in 1912. Now, North Korea is changing things up because it sees time zone as an insulting relic of colonial rule.

Kim Jong Un is joining Hugo Chavez in the category of “Recent Leaders Who Changed Their Country’s Time Zone By 30 Minutes” — Venezuela rolled its clocks back a half hour in 2007, though its late former president Chavez did it for a decidedly more chill reason: To make the distribution of sunlight more equal in his country.

In contrast, North Korea’s clock rollback will happen on the 70th anniversary of Japan surrendering during Wold War II, just to make it clear this is a spiteful timezone change.

This is one of the more reasonable bizarro iconoclast moves the country has pulled recently, but of course North Korea’s Central News Agency released a statement that somehow makes slightly switching timezones seem like a bellicose power play:

The wicked Japanese imperialists committed such unpardonable crimes as depriving Korea of even its standard time while mercilessly trampling down its land with 5,000-year-long history and culture and pursuing the unheard-of policy of obliterating the Korean nation.

South Korea is sticking with the Japanese timezone, and its Unification Ministry spokesman told reporters that this will be inconvenient for workers in the Kaesong Industrial Region shared by the still-warring states.

[The Guardian]

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