Adding lasers to photos of cats is a time-honored internet tradition, right up there with Rickrolling and looking at explicit pornography. But this is 2015. Cats are passé. And dinosaurs may be extinct, but they’re breathing new life into an old meme.
Paleoart is best known for its scientifically accurate depictions of extinct animals, but even the most professional of scientific illustrators sometimes like to get silly. After all, if your career revolves around recreating badass lifeforms from bygone geologic eras, chances are you’re a pretty fun person. Chances are you’ve thought, once or twice, in passing, “How would predator-prey relations in the Jurassic have differed if Brachiosaurus projectile-vomited lasers?” Or: “If a laser-breathing Deinosuchus and a lightsaber-horned Triceratops got in a tussle, who’d vaporise the other?”
And lo, #AddLasersToPaleoart was born. And people with fetishes for internet art involving creatures wielding ocular laser powers finally got a fresh stash of sensual images.
Paleoartist Mark Witton sums up my feelings on the laser-dinopocalypse just perfectly:
#AddLasersToPaleoart is not the hashtag the Internet needs, but it’s the one it deserves. https://t.co/CvVLVLGy7G
— Mark Witton (@MarkWitton) August 10, 2015
Yes, the Internet is finally beginning to feel like its juvenile self again. Good, I was getting a little worried.
Now, that’s a proper terror bird. (.gif) #AddLaserstoPaleoart pic.twitter.com/ygYPH5kBU0
— Chris Masna (@ChrisMasnaOk) August 10, 2015
“@MarkWitton Fighting sauropods and #paleoart from me, you say?These concepts have met before… pic.twitter.com/ENBcuav64N“#AddLasersToPaleoArt
— Siltha (@Siltha) August 10, 2015
Ok, why not #AddLasersToPaleoart pic.twitter.com/cxWQboF4mB
— Michele The Sea (@MicheleTheSea) August 10, 2015
#AddLasersToPaleoart is the only way to save this pet t rex pic.twitter.com/HPWJWQRSXU
— Michele The Sea (@MicheleTheSea) August 10, 2015
My Dolinchorhynchus means business, all ya’ll. #AddLasersToPaleoart pic.twitter.com/jREHeWbXPt
— S Elyard (@notdeadorgone) August 10, 2015
Because Internet! #AddLasersToPaleoart pic.twitter.com/opQQVtqFla
— Chris Masna (@ChrisMasnaOk) August 10, 2015
Little did Deinosuchus know that Monoclonius is Greek for “Freakin’ Lasers for Eyes!” #AddLasersToPaleoart pic.twitter.com/qWlxtVMfFb
— Josh Cotton (@thedoodlingdino) August 10, 2015
#AddLasersToPaleoart pic.twitter.com/IzTshQkGDf
— Sir Peter O’Saur (@paleofreak) August 10, 2015
Why should vertebrates have all the fun? #AddLaserstoPaleoart pic.twitter.com/RHCem6S2rv
— Thomas R. Holtz, Jr. (@TomHoltzPaleo) August 11, 2015
My contribution to #AddLasersToPaleoart: Power-puking Brachiosaurus destroys puny theropod with its secret weapon. pic.twitter.com/wFnFH9S9T3
— Anthony J. Martin (@Ichnologist) August 10, 2015
And another for #AddLasersToPaleoart, because I couldn’t resist… this is what happens when Balaur gets friendzoned. pic.twitter.com/UbOqGMFFZm
— Emily Willoughby (@eawilloughby) August 10, 2015
My contribution to #AddLasersToPaleoart, because this is a very important hashtag. pic.twitter.com/DfhYFp323Q
— Emily Willoughby (@eawilloughby) August 10, 2015
.@TheWoodParable @tattoosandbones @MarkWitton @TetZoo @MikeTaylor #AddLasersToPaleoart pic.twitter.com/xeQNQ9O6ZF
— Peter Huestis (@RealSparklePony) August 10, 2015
I couldn’t resist joining in! @tattoosandbones @MarkWitton @RealSparklePony @TetZoo @MikeTaylor #AddLasersToPaleoart pic.twitter.com/TvxzHivkY5
— Jack Mayer Wood (@TheWoodParable) August 10, 2015
Top image via Josh Cotton