The second season of True Detective was a steaming pile of hot plot garbage that smeared itself across our eyeballs and dripped its word vomit dialogue into our ears for 8 weeks. It was nothing like the first season. Well, that's not true. The intro credit sequence was still fantastic. Here's something to help us forget about getting dragged through all of LA freeways with people we don't care about: a Star Wars credit sequence done in the style of the first True Detective credits.
I guess it would be fitting to do Star Wars Episode 1-3 in the style of the second season of True Detective, right?