Waking up is hard. Anybody who can just get straight up in the morning cannot be trusted. For the rest of us, we make do with phones and alarm clocks and snoozing and coffee and showers and jobs that pay us to not be late. Perhaps we're going to easy on ourselves. Maybe we need a high voltage ejector bed that shoots our sleeping arse into the air and kicks us off the bed.
The always wacky and always entertaining inventor Colin Furze made this ejector bed and if I slept on it, it would definitely give me nightmares:
Here's how he built it: