Briefly: Will I ever find true love? How will I die? When will I get a raise? For some life's biggest questions, the best answers must surely come from an 8-ball that predicts the future via the medium of emojii.
Today's XKCD is an interactive Emojic 8 Ball. Type you question and prepare for enlightenment — though warned that the true meaning of the answers may up for some rather tricky interpretation. Go try it. [XKCD]